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Facebook Deficiency Syndrome

2010-02-24T14:08:00.004+08:00

If u have noticed that yesterday Facebook server was down for about 12 hours. During this period, i realized that i cant live without Facebook!

The condition is so severe that i classify this as a new set of modern disorder syndrome called Facebook Deficiency Syndrome (FDS)

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Symptoms includes:

1. Anxious in front of computer

2. Sitting in front of computer, stare at it without doing anything for about an hour

3. Repeatedly clicking 'Refresh' button on each of the webpage even though you know nothing gonna happen

4. Feels like got alot of things to do online but in fact you are just clicking 'Refresh' button

Recommended Treatment:

1. Sleep

2. Revert to Friendster (if u remember what is Friendster)

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A friendly community service annoucement by KeiJoe.

Grab your happiness early?

2010-02-09T16:00:00.008+08:00

Life at the age of 22 is good.

Fresh out from college. All pumped up for the future. Relaxed and chilled. Not to mention the endless night partying at places you name it.

A winged-bird ready to fly around the world is the right metaphor to describe my life now.

Getting married or got tied down to something is the last thing in my mind now. Who in the world would want to get marry in the prime of his life?

My mentality was cut short.

Recently my friend, KS, married and i was one of the groom's men during fetch-the-bride ceremony and wedding dinner. He is 22 and was the first person from my circle of friends to tie the knots.

Few of KS's friend asked,

"OMFG, isn't it too early to get married?"

"Holy Sh*t, why marry so early la?"

These questions were throw to KS.

Instinctively, i defended KS and i said " There's no early in pursuing happiness."

This sentence that i utter not only answers to their questions but it also struck my mentality and my views about marriage at this age.

And i came to think about it, i realized something deep.

What's wrong getting married at this age?

How sure are you that she is not the one?

Who can gurantee you won't regret if you didnt marry this sweetheart?

Well, when the time you have aged, you will surely look back at these moments and hug your life partner and says "Its good to have you in my life all these years"

This event does make a whole new twist in my mind now. It brings along a sudden realization that marriage is something not too far off for me.

I guess marriage is infectious. I dont know what got into me but my view about marriage is changed.

This post is specially dedicated to two friends of mine, Yap Kok Seng and Foo Chia Yin. Happy Newly-Wed and have a great chapters ahead.

Not So Impressed

2010-02-04T02:13:00.009+08:00

Its a typical Wednesday in Ipoh. It was a boring day with nothing much to do. So, i've decided to catch a movie with my frens.

While i was browsing through www.cinema.com.my for the latest movie reviews, one particular movie caught my attention. The movie entitled, Legion.

Pretty cool for a movie poster eh? First impression was cool as this movie is about apocalypse was started because GOD had lost faith in human. But there's an angel named Michael that opposed GOD's order to initiate apocalypse. He tried to save humanity by saving a pregnant woman whose unborn baby is the key to humanity survival.

I've read reviews about this movie prior the cinema. It says that they'll be alot of action in the movie and i'm highly anticipating it.

But, sadly my high expectation for the movie was dissapointed. The plot is somewhat ridiculous. Firstly, angels fighting using guns? Shouldn't they fight with some sort of magical power or something?

And the people possessed by angels is almost zombie-like. I felt the movie is more towards a typical zombie movie where a group of people trapped in a place they wanna defend from man-eating zombies.

Secondly, there's also no concrete reason behind why the baby borned will save humanity. If you have watched, you should know what i meant.

Lastly, during the angel fighting scene between Michael and Gabriel, the ending ended abruptly. It just end with a ridiculous twist to it. Somehow Michael that was killed by Gabrield was revived again for no apparent reason.

Well, I know that i'm not in the position to really say this is a bad movie but in my own personal opinion, this movie plot can be much more interesting if things i mention previously are taken care of.

Different people, different opinion. This movie just didnt cut for me.

Legion anyone?

p/s: this is a just a rant. I'm not converting my blog to movie review blog ;)

AKON Freedom Beach Concert @ Sunway

2009-10-26T16:51:00.007+08:00

Who the hell is Akon?My friends also complained and said,

" Very hot la, i want AKON (aircond)"

Well, i guess this is not what she means. I myself is not a big fan of Akon previously. I just knew that he sang the song Smack That', Mr.Lonely

Other than that, i've really no idea. Not until i've been invited to his concert by my friend sponsored by CHIVAS.

I went to his concert on the CHIVAS zone or better known as Chivalry zone. Its located just beside the VIP island. Had a good view, but i rather be more closer to the action. But nevertheless, its a sponsored ticket, so what the hell. Lets just go!

Honestly, i was not hoping much in that concert because i just didnt know much bout AKON. Before the concert, i was not very excited about the concert. But one thing did attract me is the stage which is nicely-lighted and looked hype!

The concert was suppose to start at 8 but as usual, some relatively unknown artist started singing and i give them i-dun-give-a-damn-attitude to their performance.

Soon, Akon appeared and the atmosphere just exploded with cheers because everyone was so

excited.

He started singing and soon the atmosphere and Akon just WOW me right away. Never i've been so excited before in a concert !!!!!

Er, i've not been to any concert before. But it was just so exhilarating and exciting to dance to the rhythm of Akon's bass-loaded songs. Everyone in the crowd just started to dance like they don't need to walk for the rest of their life anymore. Included me.

The most memorable part was when Akon just jump to the crowd of people a few times! He did that without prior anyone knowing and he just jump to the sea of people.

How i wish i was there so that i can smack his ass and brag to my friends saying,

"I've hit Akon's ass before, have u?" = P

The concert just made my night one of the best yet! Definately i'll go to another Akon concert anytime soon! Thanks Chivas for sponsoring me to such a nice concert and never to forget my friend.

A great concert, great night, great life. Why ask for more?

Equation of my life

2009-10-22T21:40:00.006+08:00

A blink of an eye, days past. And what do you know. Its almost weekend again! This week have been rather fun for me. Good for me cause that is what life should be right? fun and enthusiastic.

Lately, i realized something deep within me. I realized that i've became somewhat more crazy and hype. Crazy in the sense that i talked more and more, and joke more a

nd more. It's nothing wrong right? i'm just young adult enjoying life. I guess its jz me rediscovering myself at the crispy age of 21.

For instances, the other night i went to my friend's Ning birthday party. After the party we headed to sing K and we friends had a few bottles of Kampai alcoholic drink. And guess what..

Don't ask me why i am wearing my fren;s scarf, butterfly belt and handbag. I've no idea too.

To rediscover myself, i made a whole new equation for myself.

Normal Keijoe + alcohol = Butterfly-belted, handbagging-scarfy dude

What's your equation of life?

Helo Blogging world, again~!

2009-10-18T16:12:00.006+08:00

"Update blog Keijoe"

"Why no update blog?"

"Your blog is dead"

All these words came from friends of mine which follow my blog all these while. They have been wondering why i did not update my blog for a long time.

Well, for a start, i've been busy with my thesis work. All 120 pages of non-plagiarised writing by myself. The pressure is mounting soon enough when the deadline to submit the thesis is approaching.

The lack of update on my blog is also due to incidents and uncertainty in my life. Life for me in the past 3 months have not been good for me. I've been at the bottom of my life for the past few months. Meeting the wrong person, unlucky incident and much more. But for now, everything is much more better already!

I don't want to elaborate more into that because i don't want my blog to become an emo blog. Haha!

I want to start living my life now. No more regretting about past. Everyone deserve to be happy!

To kick things alive again, i will present you all with a picture of the day =)

I took this picture when i was browsing through some football shoe in some shop.

Don't ask me why but i hate Christiano Ronaldo! Who doesn't? haha

Blue Monday

2009-07-13T22:20:00.006+08:00

Today is monday.

Need not for me to remind people around that today is the worst day in the 7 days in a week.

Today was no exception for me as well. I've done something today that i regret for half hour of my life.

It started when i was driving along a busy road on the way to dinner with my fren. I turned into a one way road and i realized it. It was too late thou. I was unable to reverse nor proceed forward. So i'm stucked in the road there for half and hour.

Well, i dont usually write such emo post on my blog, but hey, guys also have his time of the month alright ;(

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Oh btw, thats a donut censor my middle finger. Dont ask me why. It's monday blues. Who cares!

Let me express myself!

Why?

2009-07-03T00:36:00.005+08:00

I know i've been busy for the past few months.

I know i've not been updating my blog for more than 3 months now.

I know i sometimes lazy to update the blog due to final year project.

I know the sun rise in the east and set in the west.

I know Michael Jackson is dead.

I know i still got my brain attacted inside my head.

But one thing i dont really know.

What is wrong with this woman?!

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?

I almost became a killer

2009-04-05T01:21:00.004+08:00

The story happens when i was travelling home from yum cha at night. It was quite late at night or i should say 'early' morning 2am. The road was clear and there is hardly any cars around. So i sped my way home.

I was travelling around 70 km/h when i saw there is dog sitting right smack in the middle of the road. So, without care i kept on going assuming that the dog will stay sit in the road. But i was wrong. Very Wrong indeed.

It was around 15 metres from the dog when it suddenly get up and walk towards my car's path. I slammed on the brakes and lock my wheels. Tires were screaming to stop. And to the very last milimeter before impact, miraculously my car was able to stop in time before hitting the poor old dog. I felt that i risk my life and car to save the dog's life.

I'm very proud of what i did. But unfortunately, all i got back from the dog is a anguish and vengeful bark. I'm not so sure what the dog is babbling about, but i think it is something like "MCHBBQRONALDOMCB"

The moral of the story?
Just ram the damn dog

Flies egg in my food !!!

2009-03-30T15:29:00.008+08:00

Who can resist a pack of tasty roasted duck rice? Hardly. I swear that the roasted duck rice looked so nice that i can gulp all of that in 3 bites.

I walked to the table, pull out the chair from my dining table and was well sit in my comfy dining chair. I opened the silky polystyrene food box and was just about to bite in those succulent and juicy roasted duck.

But unfortunately, i was alerted by a sudden call from my friend. We chat about 5 minutes before i returned to my lunch. To my horror, i saw this.

Eat my roasted duck also nvm la BUT WHAT THE HECK!! THEY EVEN LAY EGGS THERE!!!DAMN YOU FLIES

KeiJoe.blogspot.com - Going Grey

2009-03-30T12:40:00.006+08:00

Here's my new grey blogskin which i manage to get from blogskin.com. Alot of changes i've made including changing from my previous 3 column blog to this current 2 column blog.

Since this blogskin is classic style, it takes pain staking effort to modify the code myself to make this works. Hard work thou but all that's worth it.

Oh yea. I've became richer. Richer by 3Ringgit to be exact. Thanks to nuffnang ad campaign i had.

Now, i'm on my way to become millionaire. Just another RM999,997.00 to go!! Wait me Bill Gates.

Picture strips

2009-03-21T16:28:00.008+08:00

Hey! its Saturday and who want to miss out bursting laughter to relax your mind on weekend?

Here's a little something from me. Enjoy.

Review : Ten Good Japanese Restaurant

2009-03-18T16:20:00.009+08:00

I'm back!

After been off blogging for slightly more than a month, i'm all back rejuvenated. I called it blogger's break. Some called it lazy break.

Whatever it is, all that matter now is that i'm back on track of blogging. Hopping around my hometown Ipoh in search of good food.

Normally, people associate Ipoh with its famous Bean Sprout Chicken aka nga choi kai.

Well, i'm searching for something out of the ordinary in Ipoh and it had landed me on this Japanese restaurant called Ten Good.

I've been there for a number of times and i've decided to visit the restaurant again for blogging purposes.

Lying smack in the middle of old town of Ipoh, the one-shop lot restaurant was the least likely to attract your attention. I was quite reluctant at first to step into the restaurant but curiosity push me through.

After a warm Japanese greetings by the waitress inside, i sat inside well lit compartment of wooden chair. I waste no time and starts to order.

It was a full 30mins later only the first order arrives.

It was the Seafood Rice Dinner set @ RM 25. The thing that attracts my attention is this cute little steam egg that is well decorated but the taste of this dish doesn't live up to its nice presentation.

Next up is my favourite. The sushi for 3pax @ RM 35.

I would say that the sushi very much save the reputation of this restaurant. The salmon and tuna sushi was out of this world. Way better that the overrated Sushi King i would say.

The fresh and thick salmon and tuna fish slice on top was fresh and a pleasure to be inside my mouth. The sushi was so fresh that it feels like the fish is very much still alive inside my mouth! Ok, maybe i over exaggerate abit XD but it very much live up to the fundamental of sushi requirement of freshness.

With endless free flow of green tea available, i eat and chat to the very satisfaction of myself. It was a very pleasurable experience in this restaurant and i would highly recommend people to give it a try.

The total bill cost me RM50++ but i would say it is the money well spent.

Holiday-ing

2009-02-12T17:09:00.001+08:00

I'm on holiday after my 3rd year degree.

Been circling and going around Ipoh for my holiday.

Be patience. I'll be back ^^

My Report Card

2009-01-22T23:48:00.005+08:00

Wonder why i've been missing in action since my last post?

Exam of coz. It is hard to concentrate on exam while Chinese New Year celebration is not far. I've been working hard to improve my last semester's result.

Here is the infamous report card of mine.

Don't ask me how did i get a C for my practical -.- Butt. Yes, BUTT. = (

But overall result aint good but aint bad. But still i lose to alot of my known gal-friends out there.

Ever since i was a small boy, i've been a scare-to-lose person. Call me kiasu if you like. I sked lose and what more lose to a gal.

Cannot cannot cannot!!

I should be studying now as i'm still middle of exam season now. But i just cant resist myself from typing in this blog. I guess i finally falls into the 'blog-freak' catagory?

Hmmmm. Anyway, i need help.

Is there any 'genius juice' that can be super smart once drink it?

Top 5 Reasons Why I Hate Exam

2009-01-14T17:51:00.003+08:00

Well, Here Goes My Top 5 Reason on Why I hate exam!!

I hate exam because :

1. EXAM SUCKS

2. EXAM SUXXX

3. EXAM SUXKS

4. EXAM SARKS

5. EXAM SARGS

Need anymore reason?

My college exam is less than 24 hours away. I just cant understand why should the education system make such pain-in-the-ass exam a must in every student!! WHY???

Say No To EXAM!!

Briliant Solution: Punch Your College Top Officials

2009-01-12T13:59:00.004+08:00

When people say that students nowadays are generally more creative in finding solution to problems, i felt myself rather disbelieving this fact. Well not until i read something on the internet.

So, lets say if you in disagreement with one of your college Top Official about some issues. What you gonna do?

Well, generally student will typically make complains to Student Affair Department. Babbling these and that. Anyway, this is how we should do to express our dissatisfaction.

But as people said, there are always some exceptionally creative students who tends to solve things their way.

So i ask the question to these creative students again, " What you gonna do if you come to disagreement with your college officials?"

Answer?

PUNCH EM' at convocation speech! ! ! !

Bravo~!

Source : The Star

WTF Naive

2009-01-09T18:47:00.011+08:00

Read this > The Star <

MCA Youth wants to sign petition. I'm not against their motive and goodwill. Its for the good for the Palestinian, but what the hell it is connected with getting more signature of protest?

How many signatures can they gonna get? 10? 100? 1,000? 10,000? or 100,000?

As if the Americans or the Israelis will be scare by our 100,000 signatures. Funny

So lets say if there is a mamak stall serves some yucky and not delicious food. What you gonna do to change that??

SIGN PETITION LAH !!!

Funny.

Pictures that made my day

2009-01-07T20:52:00.003+08:00

Not in good mood these few days. Who can good mood when the exam is around the corner?

But these pictures certainly made me laugh. They made my day.

5 Ways to increase your blog traffic

2009-01-03T17:31:00.004+08:00

I've been wondering.

"What make a blog post to be interesting?"
"How to score a good hit in view rate?"
"Why certain people like some topic but not others?"

Well i decide to have some guidelines for blogger to write interesting blog post that is to ensure high viewing rate and grabbing the visitor's interest.

Well not exactly the best advice around but it is some of the common but forgotten facts about blog. As a result, i've compiled some interesting facts on how to get your blog traffic increase!

*Fact 1
Viewers prefer interesting topic.

Topics they have not read nor experience before will be a great interest to them. Try to write blog post that is not-your-everyday-experience. For example, rather than blogging about what everyone had blogged about "My Mamak Trip With Frens", you can try to blog it with something out of the ordinary "How Mamak Made My Supper" which is about you get to know the mamak make the roti canai and tosai. Add some funny notes to it and there you go, one original and interesting blog post.

*Fact 2
Viewers are attracted by catchy title.

Well needless to say that the first thing we look for in blog post is the title itself. It very much summarize what is the blog post about and give a rough idea how the blog post will be. Even is have a boring blog post, we can still attract attention to it by having some interesting blog post title. You may blog about your fren sleeping in lecture hall "My fren sleeping in lecture hall", it a boring blog post i would say. But once you replace the title with "The Death Of A Student", i'm sure your reader will read the blog post till the end because their are curious about what had happened.

*Fact 3
Hyperlink some words

This is some good old tricks blogger use worldwide. You can make your blog more visible and 'search-able' on internet by simple use of hyperlink. The more hyperlink you made to another website, the higher chances people will find your blog content when they search through Google or Yahoo.

*Fact 4
Viewer prefer pictures over word.

It is not necessary for me to say that we like to look at pictures rather than staring into thousands of words essay on your blog. Too much words make viewers to get disinterested the seconds they saw the blog post. Having combination of correct amount of words and pictures are the keyword here.

*Fact 5
Viewer prefer creativity

Ask yourselves these question. Would you like to read some old and typical blog post about someone's daily routine life or some blog post about someone doing Bungee Jumping?? Get yourself involved in the activities around you. Have fun doing whatever you like. It can be interesting or boring of what you did, but its all just go to how your creativity sense blogs about it. Blog it interestingly, viewers starts pouring in.

That's all. Simple tips to increase your blog traffic ; )

Prehistory Picture

2009-01-02T01:53:00.002+08:00

OMFG!! I accidentally stumble upon this prehistoric picture of me during the age of 14!!

Can u spot the naively looking me? *click on pic for closer look*

My life Chapter 2008

2008-12-29T23:34:00.012+08:00

As year 2009 is approaching, i've got alot of frens who asked me "So, 2009 is coming already, what have you done during 2008?". I greeted the question with a thoughtful smile.

Alot of things been happening around me. Good and bad. This is the chapter of my life this year.

For a start, this year's May i've officially start my keijoe.blogspot.com. Its been amazing that i find blogging can be very interesting. I write, people read. The more views i get, the more excited i became. The view rate are quite high to my surprise, and it very much kept me blogging. There's even Butterfly awarded to me by MeiYi.

In the sense it is not pretigious, but i take it very very personal and it touched me because my blog served its purpose to make your day. Even my blog header were designed by my supportive fren, C-Chingz.

On the same month ,May 2008, i graduated with Merit in my diploma and i decided to keep on going in persuaing Degree. 2 years of my Diploma just ended with a blink of an eye. Starting Degree made me realized more about frens around me that will be seperated to work after our degree course. Thinking bout it made me feels moody. Anyway, i'm enjoying my course so far.

My year 2008 had it downturn. I had my 1st time. It sank deep into my memory. My first accident,mind you. I don't know whether this 1st time is to happy or sad. But certainly i don't like my car's ass-molested by some crazy taxi which follow me too close and was too late to brake. Luckily thou the accident is minor, i escaped unhurt.

Another 1st time is when something gets into me this year. I was more daring to change and try something new. I dunno whether it the 20s' age conflict problem or the still unsettled bubbling hormones in my body, i dye my hair for the 1st time.

You dun cheh me! It takes me alot of courage to get this considerable radical change to my outlook you know. Some said it nice as the colour of my hair brighten my outlook but some said its too radical. Luckily majority of my fren likes it. Just trying out things thou.

Not forgetting i changed my faithful 3 years old egg-speaker to a more defined speaker.

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The new speaker costed me a bomb! but no regrets thou. The new speaker bring a nice defination of sound and it sounds like the singer was singing beside me. Seducing to the point I almost molested my comp when the song Touch my body by Mariah Carey was on!

In year 2008, i've been travelling alot. From wonderful Penang trip to relaxing Genting walkabout with frens, i've made travelling a-must-have activity each year. It brings a fresh breath into my soul and it broaden my perspective towards life. Even a simple trip will brings me a new experience. Never fails to excite my bored soul.

There also been alot of invitation to event during the later year of 2008. One is such as Kakiis' Night Out @ Euphoria MOS. As a blogger who gets invited to such event was an eye opening experience. After that event i wonder if i would be able to attend other events. Well i was in luck because i was presented the chance when i was invited to attend Christmas celebration gathering in FullHouse Cafe.

The list of things happened in 2008 would be never ending. Fuh!! What a long post this time.

Interesting year, interesting life.

That concludes my final chapter in 2008. Looking forward 2009. Hope 2009 brings me a good a better and brighter life. Live life to the full!

Christmas Celebration

2008-12-24T17:55:00.010+08:00

Its been quite busy for the last few days. Maybe it is because of the college assignments are meeting its deadline and Christmas is on the way!

I'm lucky enough to be invited to a Christmas party organized by my friend in FullHouse Cafe located in Ara Damansara.

The attraction is not the food, but the restaurant itself. It’s very beautiful, furnished with classical designs and accessories with a whitish theme.

You can find spin-dial phones, cool clocks, lots of photo frames, a bathtub, bird’s cages and even a Mini Cooper parked at the entrance! There are loads of stuff where you can purchase too.

Once you are seated there, the first thing that greet you is this cute little menu

On such beautiful occasion celebrating Christmas, its worthwhile to order to some special not-so-typical-dish. Immediately Pan Sear Doly Fish@RM 13.90 caught my attention. Ordered and waited for it.

Soon enough, the orders arrived.

On first impression, it certainly scores some point for food presentation. But i cant help notice BIG plate with small portion of fish in the middle. It somehow made me want to laugh because i feel like a sucker paying quite some money for a meal of child portion. Its just like being adult going to McDonald's ordering some kids meal. I feel like want to whack the chef.

To my amazement, the dish was just nice to fill in my stomach while not over stuffing. I guess the dish portion had it purpose. Luckily i didn't whack the chef thou.

The dish is nice with the fish purposely to be slight overcook to eliminate natural stinking fish smell while keeping its nice succulent texture. It made me happy topping my dinner with a glass of refreshing Mango & Grape with Fruit Jelly@RM5.90.

FullHouse Cafe is a place where you can eat and the next thing you do is taking pictures around the scenic cafe!

The nerd wannabe

The model wannabe

The rock star wannabe

and even chef wannabe

Overall FullHouse cafe have reasonable price, nice environment and nice food&drinks. I enjoy my Christmas celebration there = D

Sony Skinny T Camera Picture Competition

2008-12-17T22:34:00.003+08:00

Sony are planning to give their latest Skinny T Camera!!

All you need to do is click HERE send in happy pictures of either yourself,family or friends. It doesn't matter.

I have sent in my entry!

Walah~

Wish me luck! *Cross fingers*

Pic of the Day!

2008-12-15T20:13:00.006+08:00

One of the games during Kakiis Night Out where we use infra red gun to shoot another opponent team. Run here run there. Just like kids. Its never gets old =D

Credits to zues727 for the pic

For full event blog post, refer to HERE

Kakiis Night Out @ Euphoria MOS

2008-12-14T20:23:00.007+08:00

Because of the sudden invitation from my fren, i'm unsure what the event is all about. I was quite blur. It give me a weird feeling because my fren and i go to club at 5pm!! Something which we don't normally do.

Introducing,

Keijoe & Dennis

Madelyn and Dhong

Together we are team 84!!

Attended this outing with other hundreds of bloggers and of coz my kakiis as well.

On first impression, the place is grand and nice!! thou i'm unsure about the event. But they certainly choosen the right place to organize event.

Well, when the event started, we are quite unsure what to expect and the start of the event was a mess. Soon we start get hold of stuff we need to do, which is to play some games to get some points and be overall champion to get attractive prizes at the end of the event.

There are alot of games on that night. But one of the most memorable game was the wind box thing, where you need to pick up paper from the air when the wind was blowing strongly inside.

And of cause there are lots more of games but i don't want to elaborate till my post became a novel page.

From the start of the event, i thought i regret being to such event because of the unglamorous opening ceremony. Mainly because this is the first event organized by Kakiis .

But towards the end of the event, they made me realized one basic most important thing which is to get connected. Connected with friends, family, peers or anyone. This event brings a lot of meaning. Its a good event after all.

Thanks Nuffnang and Kakiis for such a wonderful and meaningful event.

But one thing bad is that i cant win any of the prizes of that day!!!!!

Sony PSP, Sony WII bye bye = (

Advertisment: Visit Kakiis. There are alot of great functions available there. I have created one account. Why not you?

Kakiis Night Out. Here I come !

2008-12-10T00:09:00.001+08:00

I'm invited to Kakiis night out in Euphoria (M.O.S)

Nothing can describe how excited i am now!!

XD

p/s: thx Dhong~

A Moment With My Friends

2008-12-06T17:57:00.005+08:00

My friends and I live in Kuala Lumpur.

Being KL dwellers isn't as interesting as it seems. Being able to take a break somewhere out of this hectic city was what on my friends' mind.

On May 2008, we are blessed because we are given a chance to have a trip to nothern Malaysia's Pearl Island, Penang. I would say the trip is simple.

No fancy outing, no fancy landmarks, and certainly no out-of-control spending. But of cause, we still went some places for sightseeing.

For example, the Penang beach. We went to beach not for the bitches.
People always say,

Clean beach = beautiful bitches
Dirty beach = Dirty bitches

You might just find Britney Spears there. =D

As i was saying, what we did Penang was simple but nice! With a bunch of friends, the simplest of things turns into very interesting and fun.

Even a simple UNO game turns into something interesting

This trip makes me realized something.

Our busy times at city, all the huzz and buzz around, we tend to forget basic important things. Simplicity and Friendship.

Take a moment. Spend time with them ; )

Hope my post here will make you realize how important friends can be in your life.

KeiJoe Blogspot V2

2008-12-06T17:36:00.002+08:00

Humans need to fart. Leashing its fragrance in the air. AHhHhhhH.......

Blogs, are very much same like humans. New leash of life

Hope you all will like it

James Bond the Invincible?

2008-11-16T15:52:00.002+08:00

Anyone here watched James Bond : Quantum of Solace?

I wonder, why thousands of bullets fire by his enemy, none will hit Mr Bond.

On the other hand, all he need to do is just to fire a shot, and walah~ the man is dead

Anyone can tell me why la?

Issit because his blue eyes?

Death of a student

2008-11-04T19:11:00.003+08:00

Attending lecture is a must for a college student. But its freaking 5 hours lecture.

Can die la like that.

Einstein also wont even survive the tedious long hours sitting in the lecture halls with the ice-cold air conditioner wind blowing swiftly. It seems the college wan to freeze us like butcher freezes chunks of steaks under big refrigerator.

My friend, Yen, used to complaint to me.
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Yen : KeiJoe!! so COLD la!!!

KeiJoe : hey, dun kacau me la..i trying to listen here!!

Yen : OK lo ~.~
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The next thing i know she's lying motionless.

She frozen to death jor T.T

Happy Deepavali

2008-10-26T15:37:00.003+08:00

Make way, make way,
Deepavali is on its way.

Happy deepavali to all Hindus'
Muruku anyone?

My honour

2008-10-20T19:17:00.006+08:00

Its weekday. The days we all always hate the most.

Waking up early in the morning. Looking at the time, and you know you gotta get your ass up and do your thing.

You eyes are barely half open and you still cant get over the amazing dream about some porn stars.
Dragging yourself few feet away from bed seems like a climbing mount Everest.

After all the preparation, you got yourself to the college or office.

You walked to your seat and you feel that the whole world owe u something. Shitty and stress feelings.

Then you tried some methods to reduce stress. The inhale and exhale method.

You inhale lungful of air b4 you exhale. Only to realize the air is filled with fart gas of your colleagues.

And not to mention the sourish armpit smell.

You are feeling more shitty than been raped by Michael Jackson.

Stress. Compressed. Depressed.

What would you do?

Wat else? Check out Keijoe.blogspot.com. Hope this blog can make you day.

My honour = )

Photoshop experience gone wrong

2008-10-14T17:09:00.004+08:00

Lately i've been trying hard to learn photoshop.

From this,

to this,

I guess i'm not so good in it. ~.~

Of skinny me

2008-10-08T23:02:00.005+08:00

My frens used to asked me the reason why i manage to keep skinny and slim body when everyone else is getting bloated and jumbo-fied.

Some even speculate that i am undergoing Alien secret experiment to keep to fats away.

As far as i remember, i am skinny all the time.

My secret to skinny slim body?

Lots of junk food to keep me skinny XD

Helo skinny~

People always say eat till you drop. I guess i suit this phase well. Eat till i drop weight~

Believe it or not?

ISA - Ikut Suka Aku

2008-09-15T18:20:00.006+08:00

I'm back at last!!! Finished examination and i got tonnes of time ahead.

During the period when i was away, alot of things happened around Malaysia. One of it is the recent ISA arrest. Like it or not, it already happened.

Thou i didnt blog nor talk bout laws in this blog before, i think i should really express what i'm thinking inside of me. I dun like keeping my feelings. After tell jor then die jor also eyes can close.

Well, as for my opinion, i think this ISA rule should be reviewed if not abolished. This law basically do us all Malaysians good because can keep our country free from terrorist and all those people that really maliciously intend to destroy our peaceful nation.

I think this is the reason why this law is made. And i think its probably wise to keep this rule applied to those who really threaten national security like for example terrorist.

But what i see now the implimentation on this rule is getting more and more ridiculous.

"We implement ISA on her because her life is endangered."

What's that suppose to mean?? Using ISA just merely to protect a civilian? And y not they just provide some police protect instead of implementing the law?

This is getting ridiculous.

If the trend continues to go, the law implementation would get more and more ridiculous.

Well, for example,
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Somewhere in food stall,

VVIP : Hey there! i'm super VVIP u know ark?

Waiter : Ya boss.

VVIP : Faster bring me soya bean ice!

Waiter : Ya boss.

VVIP : WTF you!! why my soya bean ice got soya one?? Police come arrest him under ISA. He's trying to kill me with soya inside soya bean milk!
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Disclaimer: Above incident is just purely my imagination.

But my imagination will soon become reality if the government doesn't do some assessment on how to implement the law.

You will never know, next time guys may even be arrested because they got balls and gals arrested because they got nips.

Ridiculous.

Busy

2008-08-27T17:52:00.004+08:00

Not much updates lately.I have been busy lately.Exam are around the corner and i got tonnes to study with so little time.

Paranoid freak-out mode O_O

Olympic Blues

2008-08-20T18:33:00.005+08:00

Ask any Malaysian about the recent badminton clash btw Chong Wei and Lin Dan. They will give you a disappointed-looking face while sighing.

They sighing coz mainly not because he fails to capture Malaysia's 1st gold. They sigh because they cant get holiday jor! No gold, no public holiday. No holiday then who also disappointed la!

Dun sigh. Look at the positive side. At least our government can save RM700k!

For me, apart from unable to get public holiday, i'm still proud of Chong Wei although his bad performance in the final. Getting a silver is a blessing considering Lin Dan's recent unstoppable form. You think get silver easy meh?

I just dont get it. When Chong wei winning all the way to semifinal, people cheering and standing proud. But once lost in final, people starts to jerk and run away from supporting him.

So, stop sighing and instead give a round of a applause for our nation hero Lee Chong Wei. He deserves it.

Hail to our badminton player and national hero!!

Mr. Lee Chong Wei

I didnt put wrong picture. Its him =.=

Ass Molested

2008-08-16T12:55:00.006+08:00

People said Kuala Lumpur is a city of crime and filled with molesters running around.

Molesters that seek every chance to throw in their opportunity to take advantage and touch everything they can. For example, gal's butt, breast and much more.

But this is ridiculous.

They are over the limit! They even bang my car's butt.

My car not virgin anymore =(

Back From Short Holiday

2008-08-11T11:59:00.003+08:00

Recently been busy with college stuff.

And when i'm all done, i went back to my hometown Ipoh for some quick pitstop and walah~
Here i am, refreshed and ready to roll again.

I'm alive and kicking ! !

Stay tuned~

Happy Hungry Ghost Month

2008-08-04T17:52:00.004+08:00

As you all should know, now is the month of the "Hungry Ghost" according to chinese lunar calendar. People said it is good to go out less at nite as you might encounter something "dirty".

For me, i'm not so much into these superstition. Life goes on for me whether or not it is ghost month. Futhermore, what's more scarier than a real life Michael Jackson?

Some people said it is also wise not to take so many camwhore pictures as you might capture some unimaginable scary things.

Hah! Bullshit~ If there's so much superstition then friendster would run out of camwhore pictures by now.

Well, to put down that unreasonable superstition, i again, volunteered to undergo an experiment. An experiment to camwhore inside lecture hall.

Something happened.

Please tell me i'm not haunted by u ghost hand and a deadman's flying head.

Please.

Nothing but bitch!

2008-07-26T23:21:00.003+08:00

This is a female dog and also known as bitch.

This picture very much describe my internet connection now.

My connection is like a bitch!!

Heroes is everywhere !

2008-07-22T20:22:00.013+08:00

"There is a hero inside all of us", said Peter Parker's grandma in the famous movie Spiderman.

I cant agree more. What she said is true.

Lets take a look around you. There is a lot of heroes live among us. It just that we are clouded with daily routine until we have neglected the time to observe what people do around us.You will need some imagination and will be able to see through their identity.

For example,

You might just thought that this person work as toilet cleaner. Well, you are just half correct only. They are called the biohazard personnel in their biohazard suit, design to clean some dangerous chemical shits.

Call him bio-freak or bio-hazard man or what every you can think. I call him the IRONMAN

Can you see that?

Amazed right? At last you see what i see.

There's whole lot more example i would really want to show you all that heroes really DO live among us. Let your imagination run wild.

Any idea this guy who is the hero counterpart in the comic world?Well i will help you out with this.

Add some green colour in the picture and walah~

Real life heroes comes from all types of sizes and shapes, regardless of what they do. Can you try to think anyone that have potential to be Batman?

Try harder!

Hail~I introduce to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New species to join the justice league~

Mat Rempit-MAN

Do you see what i see now? =D

Kei Joe's Reading Adventure

2008-07-16T14:58:00.009+08:00

Hearts are pounding furiously. As the needle in the clock rotate round and round, it signifies nothing but a time closer to examination period. A hellish period for students.

I suddenly have this awaken urge. An urge from me to start reading those books before the Devils Of Examination starts their onslaught. A protection precaution perhaps.

My eyes suddenly stares at the mountain-like books piles in the dark corner of my room. My hearts began to beat furiously. The sweat from my forehead are flooding my eyes.

Scary as it seems, i began walking slowly towards the mountain-piled books. My steps are becoming heavier each time. Without realizing, the book piles are right in my face.

This is it. The moment of truth. The moment i shall increase my knowledge by READING.

I gather all my strength. I pulled a book as if the book were stucked onto a rock. I pulled and pulled. With the deep gasp of air, i summon all my might and pulled the book out!!

Yes! At last i manage to pull a book out! The feelings is great! Its just like i'm a knight manage to pull out a sword stucked in a stone.

Alright, for the moment that i always been waiting.

I FLIPPED OPEN THE BOOK!!

WTF is this?! forget it.

My new pillow!

KUKU anyone?

2008-07-11T15:43:00.004+08:00

Guys must definately visit this saloon. You guys always pass by this shop and not realizing this saloon ark?

Its time to go and pamper yourself guys.

Give your KUKU a polish and good rest!

Streamyx Needs New Mascot

2008-07-09T19:00:00.006+08:00

I still remember that faithful day.

The day i first able to online using Streamyx which is a popular broadband connection in Malaysia 5 years ago. Frankly speaking, the broadband experience provided by the mother company of Streamyx which is Telekom Malaysia Berhad is unimaginably fast compared to dial up connection i used to get.

However i just cant stop wondering why the pioneer of the first Malaysian broadband service uses a hyppo as mascot. Sumore blue in colour. How weird is that?

The guy appears to dont mind a fat hyppo biting his brain off.

Of all the millions of species of animals they can choose, why they die-die also must choose the weird blue hyppo? Let me try investigate in-depth about this.

Well, they choose hyppo certainly not because they are cute, thats for sure. Lets now turn in to the help of Wikipedia.

According to wikipedia, Hyppo is a type of aggressive overweight mammal which cant swim and likes to eat humans! Ok, i'm just joking about the human eating, but they really hostile towards humans and will attack if one get too close.

Aggressive, fat, lazy, dirty and not human friendly. You cant ask more for a worst mascot.

Wait. Maybe Telekom Malaysia Berhad is trying to tell us something using their mascot.

A quick search on the internet review that most part of the world are using broadband with connection speed of 100mb/s. And streamyx with their fastest service, which is only 4mb. I'm not a maths pro geek but something tells me that 100mb is way faster than 4mb?

Alright! i get it now. Let me summarize my investigation for all of you to have a better look.
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Streamyx = Hyppo

Hyppo = Fat

Fat = Slow
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Seriously, they need to upgrade their system. Otherwise they will likely to lose their business to other rising competitor. Until then only they are able to shake off their current overweight mascot and turn to a new one. Perhaps Blue Cheetah?

Of Corruption and Bribery

2008-06-29T20:06:00.011+08:00

Humans are smart creature. They know how to manipulate their resources for its own welfare. A very good definition of corruption and bribery.

These resources is mainly money. You got the money, you got the power. The power to change everything. Even Michael Jackson changed to white because he got the money to do so.

Even if you did something wrong, Mr. Money can come and assist you.

Because of the willingness to give bribery, some people exploited the chance to do so. Many of offenders are corporate figures such as CEO.

In Malaysia, things are totally different. Corperate figures are considered "clean" compared to our Mister-Saya-Anti-Rasuah-Cop (Anti corruption cops).

I'm not saying that all Malaysian Police in corruption scandal. I'm not stereotyping them. But all i can say is that there are policemen who takes bribery as if its their main income of money.

Many of us in some point of our life gave bribery to them to avoid a face-smacking RM300 compound. I even admit i did it myself and then just to realize wat i did is very wrong.

Bribery leads to corruption. Once they start, it will never stop. Just like picking your nose.The first time you pick your own nose and you realize its so enjoyable when you get some "gold". So next time when the urge comes, you will do it over and over again.

Nose picking is so good until you pick others nose.

Corruption and bribery start small and if we do not control it, eventually it will spread widely. Things will get ugly when corruption is out of control. Imagine people can even bribe the police even when they are caught red-handed raping a gal or killing someone. What will it be like with all those criminals walking on the street among us?

Today KeiJoe's Daily will suggest some methods to avoid the spread of bribery as follows :

1)Every police officer will have to wear recording device on them while on duty so they wont dare to ask for bribery.

2)Wear extra sexy when driving (not applicable to male drivers) so you can escape without even getting a ticket.

I'm sure these things will work!

3)Last but not the least is from the driver's attitude of not to give bribery to the police when asked.

So next time your friendly-Mister-Anti-Rasuah-cop stops you for traffic offence.....
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Police :Selamat pagi encik (Good Morning sir)

You : Pagi O_O (Morning)

Police : Awak tau awak sudah buat salah? (You know you did something wrong?)

You : Ya, saya tau. (Yes i know)

Police : So, macam mana awak nak saya buat? Bagi saman RM300 nak tak? (So wat you wan me to do? I give you a speeding summon ?)

You : Jangan la Tuan. Maafkan saya. (Please don't sir. please forgive me)

Police : Ok. Maafkan awak boleh. Tapi awak kena belanja saya minum "kopi" boleh? (I can forgive you but only if you treat me drink "coffee".

You : Boleh Tuan. Nah ini dia! (of course sir. Here you go)

You : Ini kopi sedap.Tuan boleh bancuh sendiri.(This coffee is nice. Sir you can make this on your own)
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This is a public service annoucement.

Say no to corruption!

Hero's Secret

2008-06-25T10:49:00.004+08:00

What does both pictures of the superheroes, Superman and Dragon Ball's Son GoKu have in common?

No. They are not gay.

It is both of them have great hairstyle in most unfavorable condition.

Flying 300km/h, fighting in rain, burning in flame, getting sodomized and raped by their enemy.
They'll still have that unchanged cool hairstyle. Never fails.

I tell you a secret.

I know what's the secret of them keeping their good hairstyle in what ever harsh condition.

For the first time, i shall reveal to you all the SECRET.

The secret of superheroes nice hair style!

Hero Hair Gel. Your Ticket to hero-hood.

For only RM4.30, you can be a HERO too.

Dont say i never share secret with you!

KFC vs MCD

2008-06-21T21:13:00.011+08:00

Fast food is a multi billion dollar business around the world.

KFC and MCD. Both names are synonymous with the fast food industry.

Both remained as the top selection of quality fast food.

My friend once asked me before, " Kei Joe, you think McD or Kfc is better ark?".

I just answered " . . . . "

Both so good its hard to decide which one is a better over the other.

Never fear!! KeiJoe's Daily will be an official ring where both Ronald McDonald have a 3 rounds punch out with KFC's Colonel Sanders and decide who is the winner.

I'll be the judge of the day XD

Round 1 : Taste

Personally, i would prefer KFC over MCD in term of taste.

MCD's specialty in burgers can be easily rivaled with our local Malaysia Ramly Burger.

KFC's specialty in fried chicken on another hand, are unrivaled.

If you are carnivorous mammal like me, i'm sure you will like KFC.

Juicy and succulent chicken comes with a choice of 2 flavour, Original or Hot and spicy.

Its so good until you lick our own toe.

Colonel Sander laid an upper cut and scores 1 - 0

Round 2 : Menu Variety

A fast-to-bored eater like me would surely prefer a menu of various choice so i wont get bored with the food easily.

Well lets guess what is in KFC menu, shall we?

OK, breakfast we have chicken. Lunch, erm...chicken. And dinner, chicken?

This turn Ronald Mcdonald turned the tide and emerge victorious in this round.

With menu range for burgers to chickens and pies, it undoubtfully Ronald McDonald deserve the second round.

Maybe next time McDonalds will introduce some abalone burger?

Ronald McDonald counters with a powerful jab to put it to a tie.

Round 3 : Price

Pricing must be equivalent with its quality and quantity. That is how things are suppose to be especially food.

McD have quality food and so does KFC. What seperates this both contender?

Quantity of cause. Lets compare.

A single standard Mcd meal will cost you approximately RM 10 while KFC cost you slightly higher price at RM 11.

Mcd's burger + fries + coke = still got room to spare in tummy.

Kfc's 3 piece chicken + mashed potato/salad + coke = owning.

So, this decides it. Our winner is no other than Colonel Sander from KFC!

Do you agree?

Kei Joe's Daily is one month old

2008-06-17T19:31:00.006+08:00

Dear readers,

Many of you asked why do i want to start a blog ?

My reason is simple. To make my stand on the vast geographical variety internet world now.

I want to make my shadow to have outline and my steps noted.

I want to make the sun shine even brighter and the sky glow more blue.

I want to make myself heard and be seen rather than some anonymous spamming throughout the internet world.

It's hard work keeping up with my busy college schedule and in the same time to be able to come up with creative post.

Well, when i was asked what is the most popular post, its none other than the KeiJoe's "Secret Recipe"

No doubt that's the post which most of you like.

Hopefully in the near future i am able to write more of such post to able to satisfy you all.

Its been exactly a month now.

Some people thinks my blog sucks. Some may even think its crap.

Its hard to satisfy everyone's taste for a good blog.

However it is, i still want to appreciate majority readers of Keijoe's Daily who enjoyed reading this blog.

Current statistic shown to me is telling me that i'm having 1400+ views per month and 450+ unique view per month.

Not bad for a start huh?

Hope that you all can keep on support this blog.

Regards,

Kei Joe

Who is the smartest?

2008-06-15T14:13:00.018+08:00

From the previous post "May The Fuel Be With Us", here's the different view from dearfynn regarding the fuel price rise.
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''ever wonder if that's merely a political revenge? the rakyat are so overwhelming with the opposition's win and ofcourse the konon Owner's definitely unhappy with this. LOL

we rakyat memang dai sei :( and bising...

They raise price, We make noise... but still we pump petrol.
They raise price again, We make more noise...but still we pump petrol.
They raise price somemore, We make more noise somemore....but still we pump petrol.

They are so used to this formula already and in fact, maybe overwhelming with joy. LOL (who ask We people tumble them down 1st?)

SHADDAP! no lah, i mean let's keep quiet and c how They response. guess this would scare the hell out of Them hence do us some good. duh...

if that couldnt work, guess cutting down toilet rolls usage would do ourself some good? it's so expensive duhhhh!!! ''

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Thanks you Dearfynn again for the comment and now lets get back to my post today.

Since i've not been updating frequently cause of the sucky connection, i shall start warm up my blog a little.

I will warm up with a joke from which i heard before. So here goes.

A plane is about to crash. There's 5 passengers inside the plane but only 4 parachute.

The first passenger said :

"I'm Ronaldo and the best footballer in world. The football world still needs me, so i cannot die"

He grab a parachute and then jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger said :

"I'm Obama. I'm currently running as the president of the United States and i have a good chance in winning it, so i can't die now."

Obama quickly grabs a parachute and jumps to safety.

The third passenger said:

"I'm George Bush, the SMARTEST United States president. I cant die now cause the people still needs me."

He selfishly grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane, leaving 2 person on board,Pope and a little boy, with only 1 parachute left.

The fourth passenger, the Pope said :

"I'm old and i have live a good life being a good priest. You are still young so i will leave the last parachute to you. Go on my young kid. You got years of life waiting for you."

The fifth passenger, the little boy said:

"Don't worry Pope. There is parachute for each of us. The smartest George Bush took my school bag."
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Have a good day and i'll appreciate if you drop me a comment = )

SlowMyx

2008-06-12T22:28:00.002+08:00

Screw Streamyx for having such a screwed up connection.

Now i have to pay per hour RM 2 in cc just to online.

CHANGE STREAMYX name to SLOWMYX or SnailMyx

May The Fuel Be With Us

2008-06-06T00:15:00.023+08:00

Its 5th June.

Its official.

Its already landed.

Its already invaded the minds of millions of people in this country called Malaysia.

Now i proudly announce that the Malaysia fuel price had surpassed the RM2 boundary and reaching RM2.70 from the previous RM1.92.

A staggering RM0.78 or 40% increase in the fuel price.

No. They not rushing to buy Linkin Park concert ticket at the petrol station. They just want to pump petrol

The second the announcement of this terrible news, Malaysian starts to scream out of their home. Not to bash up Abdullah lah.

But to satisfy their car's thirst for the petrol before the increment were implemented.

Some even queue hours just to save up some tens of bucks.

For me, i did not join the the mad rush for petrol. Instead i concentrate myself to think out a way for me to survive the fuel price increment in long term.

It's simple. Fuel price increased means Every-Other-Damn-Thing price's increases. Vegetable, shirt, shoe, water, electricity price increases! I wonder if condoms price's will increase.

We need to cut down 40% of our expenditure to accommodate the new fuel price.

How?
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Mamak : Boss, nak makan apa Boss? (What you want to order, Sir)

Consumer : Erm, saya nak Roti Canai Kosong 3/4 tambah telur 3/4 (I want "roti canai kosong" 3/4 and add 3/4 egg please)

Mamak : O_O"
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Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price increment.

So, next time you sit down in some mamak store next time, spend wisely.

Set aside food. I think many obese and over weight people in Malaysia can tighten up their belt and resist a few meals. I think they are able to cope by less eating few plates of roti canai, rite?

Then how about those necessity we need such as clothing?

We need to buy clothing lah. If not we run round town naked like public nudist meh?

They are so poor until cant afford any clothings!

Maybe there's much more simple way to cope with the increased fuel price. How about the concept of the "cut-40%-roti-canai"?

Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price Increment. Brilliant ?

I dont know will my plan work or not.

But one thing i know its that the fuel price increment is inevitable and we have to cope with it.

Maybe everyone have their own way to cope with the inflation soaring higher than Petronas Twin Tower.

Some might give up the usage of car or motorcycle once and for all and turn into the wonders of bicycle.

Kindly leave me a comment on your ways to cope up with the fuel price increment. The best comment will be featured in next post.

MAY THE FUEL BE WITH US.

PMS

2008-06-02T22:03:00.007+08:00

Friend 1 : Wei, how la my gf all the time PMS PMS like tat. I very dulan with that attitude already la. I have to suffer everytime she PMS.

Friend 2 :Yea i understand how you feel geh. My gf also sometimes PMS geh la. Scary O_O'

Kei Joe : PMS is so wide spread these days so they build up a PMS shop wei. Why don't go PMS shop to seek for help?

Friend 1 & Friend 2 : Wat the hell is PMS shop?

PMS Specialist Shop

Happy Friendster

2008-05-30T01:00:00.004+08:00

Friendster have been a big hit since 2002. Currently it is the second most view web page in Malaysia.

Our life needless to say have been evolved to adept to the addictive Friendster.com. Soon after, we somehow set the ethics of it's very own category, Friendster's culture.

Friendster is well known for its unlimited level of internet social friends you can have.

Here's my friendster. >click<

Lets get it clear. The more friend you have means the more famous you are.

Beat me! I've got 987 friends! Eat dirt la you all.

I have 987 friends means i very famous! Muahahahaha..

Just when i thought i have own the whole world by having the most friends in friendster land, comes this unpleasant scene.

WTF? 1306 friends?

Fine!! Let her win. I gentleman won't fight with a gal.

Back to my post. One of the most talk about culture is the "camwhore" culture.

There's once a friend of mine said, "WEI, come come we camwhore."

I replied "WTF? I'm not going to be prostitute with camera !!No way !! I still want to keep my ass virgin!".

"No la. Camwhore means taking pic together la", my friend lashed back at me. " Dumb meh you. Sure didnt go friendster geh!" she continued.

O_O

Well, of coz that was back long long time ago.

Now, don't play play. I am called the King of camwhore that even Paris Hilton sex pictures is put to shame.

Hail King Of Camwhore

The widespread of this camwhore culture is so extended till even species of Banana starts to camwhore as well.

Hail Banana King.

Welcome to Friendster.

Make Use

2008-05-29T22:46:00.001+08:00

Ever since i was a child, my mum used to teach me to make use of everything around you.

If lack of something then try to utilize other material to substitute it.
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Me : Mum, my bicycle wheel punctured.

Mum : Aiyo, now so late already where got open bicycle shop la.

Me : But i need to get to my friend house as soon as possible leh.

Mum : Then ark. Use the car's wheel to substitute it first lo. Can geh la.

Me : O_O Orh!
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Till now i still hold firm to my mum's advice.

Well, take a look at my mechanical pencil. A typical looking mechanical pencil.

Once there's an urge to scratch my ears but i cant find the right tools for it.

Very itchy! And so, i turn to the magnificence mechanical pencil to satisfy this urge.

Satisfied.

And if you wonder what will i do if there is a RM250 scanner lying around unused?

What else? Sit on it la!! I tell you, it feels good to have a RM 250 chair to support my bottom.

I also can do some butt printing anytime i want. 2 function in 1 machine, worth every penny.

Then what about this old tv antenna?

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Hmmm...maybe this.

I swear. My towel really does dry alot faster on this antenna.

Secret Recipe

2008-05-26T01:39:00.001+08:00

No, I'm not talking about the Secret Recipe cake shop. I'm now talking about KeiJoe's secret recipe.

I always wanted a new phone.

Today i will share my secret recipe on how to cook your way to a new phone.

YES. A brand new phone.

Firstly choose your old phone to be the key ingredient.

Since i've plenty of old phone at my disposal, it's easy to get one.

Here it is. An old camera-less, colourless old piece of phone. This will be your main ingredient.

Next, the old phone is then put into a hot boiling water.

After that add some pepper to make it hot and spicy.

Right next is to put a quarter spoon of salt. Quantity of salt to put into the stew varies to each person's taste.

Last but not least is to pour in some cooking oil to prevent the new phone sticking to the pan.

Leave it to cook for about 20 minutes.

After 20minutes, the new phone emerge. It's rather disappointed to see that it is Sony Ericsson 3.2 megapixel phone. I was hoping for a 5 megapixel camera.

However, i still take this phone. At least is better than that old phone.

I shall try to obtain a 5 megapixel phone on my next try.

Don't say i don't share my secret with you all alright?

Maybe you can try my recipe too. Cook with your own risk.

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Pervert

2008-05-23T02:53:00.001+08:00

Recently, a friend of mine which is female talked to me in MSN about something.
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Friend (girl) : Eh, you think every guy will touch their girlfriend? Feels so weird leh.

Kei Joe : Er...*blank* Yes they will i guess.

Friend (girl) : Oh my, why is guys so pervert ?

Kei Joe : ... *blank*
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I was wondering the true definition of pervert. I turn to Dictionary.com

Something dazzled me for awhile. Look what i've found.

And i thought only guys pervert girls.

Now, we know that we can also pervert the justice as well.

Happy pervert-ing.

Be Rich

2008-05-20T01:15:00.001+08:00

In respond to my previous post about drawing my own face, a friend of mine dissatisfied by my artistic work. What the heck! It's super nice artwork, mind u!

Fine. Then he showed me his version of the drawing.

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Well lets just get back to my post.

Microsoft's Bill Gates is rich, owning $58billion. Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helú is even richer, having $60billion.

They are crazy man! So much money, how they gonna spend it? May be they can even buy half of Malaysia with their money. Haha.

Ever wonder what will I do if I were the richest person? I've got a list of things.

1. Buy A Luxurious Ferrari

This is something i dream about long time ago.

Ever since i get my license, i know i want this majestic red Enzo Ferrari. Eh, the yellow Ferrari also seems nice (=.=)

Nevermind! I dont need choose! I just buy both! I've got the money. Being the richest man/teenager on earth needs a car like this to suit my status.

2. Buying A New House

Dreaming to have a super nice house with super extra spacious rooms.

Dreaming of multiple enormous sized toilet for me.

Dream of erm......

Dreaming for Kl Petronas Twin Tower as my house! Woohoo!

88 storey high means i have got 88 bed rooms! I can change bedroom every night!

3. Buying A Holiday Paradise

I want Hawaii.

So next time you go to Hawaii, you'll need to pay entrance fees. Muahahahaha.

4. Buying the Moon

Crazy as it sounds, nevertheless this is my dream.

Moon is the symbol of tranquility and a cool place to hang out there. So if i'm the richest man on earth, then i shall buy the whole moon so i can "yum char" with friends there.

Next time you look at the moon, you pay.
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Alright, thats my dream as being the richest man on earth. Until then, i shall continue scratching those lottery tickets.

(= . =)

Challenge : Draw You Face

2008-05-19T02:21:00.001+08:00

I have been wondering. How will i look if i draw my face on a computer.

To cure this curiousity, i decided to try to have draw my handsome face. Here goes !!

Muahahahaha. Not bad right? Suddenly i feel myself so talented in computer artwork!!

With the much success in drawing myself, i will now try to draw someone else.
Someone famous. Someone rich. Someone good looking.

Who who who?

Oh yeah!

That will be the famous David Bekham!

After minutes trying to work out my drawing, here's my masterpiece!

Here's the super nice,super artistic, super creative piece of artwork ever!

Nice right?

Please say yes. (= . =)

Computers

2008-05-18T05:38:00.001+08:00

Computers have been with human ever since the 1st computer created in 1970's.

Since then technology have evolved and enable us to achieve something that once thought impossible by our grandparent's generation.

I'm sure all of us which are looking at my blog now have computers.

Now, there's alot of DO's and DONT's when using computer. Since you all already expert in knowing what to do with computers, i'm here to briefly guide you guys on what you shouldn't do with your computers.

Here are the DONT's when using computers:

DON'T UPLOAD NUDE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF

A simple rule which we all know which is not to upload nude pic of ourself.

Who will be even more dumb to upload nude of themselves? Only pornstar do that!

well, i guess uploading a partially nude photo is still acceptable.

NEVER PAINT SOMEONE'S FACE IN PICTURE

Painting someone's face in picture is total disrespect to the person's name and honour. Never ever paint at people's face!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER !!

Ok -.-"
i admit its kinda fun, but you alls must never do this k?

That's all for my post this time. Feel free to comment ; )

Iron the Man

2008-05-17T17:48:00.001+08:00

It's movie time.

Since i've not step into the cinema for so long, i decided to choose the "IronMan". The movie was not bad, in fact is quite good till it leaves an impression in me to follow every move of the IronMan.

However, this is ridiculous (= . =)