Kei Joe's Daily is one month old

Dear readers,

Many of you asked why do i want to start a blog ?

My reason is simple. To make my stand on the vast geographical variety internet world now.

I want to make my shadow to have outline and my steps noted.

I want to make the sun shine even brighter and the sky glow more blue.

I want to make myself heard and be seen rather than some anonymous spamming throughout the internet world.

It's hard work keeping up with my busy college schedule and in the same time to be able to come up with creative post.

Well, when i was asked what is the most popular post, its none other than the KeiJoe's "Secret Recipe"

No doubt that's the post which most of you like.

Hopefully in the near future i am able to write more of such post to able to satisfy you all.

Its been exactly a month now.

Some people thinks my blog sucks. Some may even think its crap.

Its hard to satisfy everyone's taste for a good blog.

However it is, i still want to appreciate majority readers of Keijoe's Daily who enjoyed reading this blog.

Current statistic shown to me is telling me that i'm having 1400+ views per month and 450+ unique view per month.

Not bad for a start huh?

Hope that you all can keep on support this blog.

Regards,

Kei Joe

Who is the smartest?

From the previous post "May The Fuel Be With Us", here's the different view from dearfynn regarding the fuel price rise.
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''ever wonder if that's merely a political revenge? the rakyat are so overwhelming with the opposition's win and ofcourse the konon Owner's definitely unhappy with this. LOL

we rakyat memang dai sei :( and bising...

They raise price, We make noise... but still we pump petrol.
They raise price again, We make more noise...but still we pump petrol.
They raise price somemore, We make more noise somemore....but still we pump petrol.

They are so used to this formula already and in fact, maybe overwhelming with joy. LOL (who ask We people tumble them down 1st?)

SHADDAP! no lah, i mean let's keep quiet and c how They response. guess this would scare the hell out of Them hence do us some good. duh...

if that couldnt work, guess cutting down toilet rolls usage would do ourself some good? it's so expensive duhhhh!!! ''

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Thanks you Dearfynn again for the comment and now lets get back to my post today.

Since i've not been updating frequently cause of the sucky connection, i shall start warm up my blog a little.

I will warm up with a joke from which i heard before. So here goes.

A plane is about to crash. There's 5 passengers inside the plane but only 4 parachute.

The first passenger said :

"I'm Ronaldo and the best footballer in world. The football world still needs me, so i cannot die"

He grab a parachute and then jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger said :

"I'm Obama. I'm currently running as the president of the United States and i have a good chance in winning it, so i can't die now."

Obama quickly grabs a parachute and jumps to safety.

The third passenger said:

"I'm George Bush, the SMARTEST United States president. I cant die now cause the people still needs me."

He selfishly grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane, leaving 2 person on board,Pope and a little boy, with only 1 parachute left.

The fourth passenger, the Pope said :

"I'm old and i have live a good life being a good priest. You are still young so i will leave the last parachute to you. Go on my young kid. You got years of life waiting for you."

The fifth passenger, the little boy said:

"Don't worry Pope. There is parachute for each of us. The smartest George Bush took my school bag."
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SlowMyx

Screw Streamyx for having such a screwed up connection.

Now i have to pay per hour RM 2 in cc just to online.

CHANGE STREAMYX name to SLOWMYX or SnailMyx

May The Fuel Be With Us

Its 5th June.

Its official.

Its already landed.

Its already invaded the minds of millions of people in this country called Malaysia.

Now i proudly announce that the Malaysia fuel price had surpassed the RM2 boundary and reaching RM2.70 from the previous RM1.92.

A staggering RM0.78 or 40% increase in the fuel price.

No. They not rushing to buy Linkin Park concert ticket at the petrol station. They just want to pump petrol

The second the announcement of this terrible news, Malaysian starts to scream out of their home. Not to bash up Abdullah lah.

But to satisfy their car's thirst for the petrol before the increment were implemented.

Some even queue hours just to save up some tens of bucks.

For me, i did not join the the mad rush for petrol. Instead i concentrate myself to think out a way for me to survive the fuel price increment in long term.

It's simple. Fuel price increased means Every-Other-Damn-Thing price's increases. Vegetable, shirt, shoe, water, electricity price increases! I wonder if condoms price's will increase.

We need to cut down 40% of our expenditure to accommodate the new fuel price.

How?
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Mamak : Boss, nak makan apa Boss? (What you want to order, Sir)

Consumer : Erm, saya nak Roti Canai Kosong 3/4 tambah telur 3/4 (I want "roti canai kosong" 3/4 and add 3/4 egg please)

Mamak : O_O"
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Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price increment.

So, next time you sit down in some mamak store next time, spend wisely.

Set aside food. I think many obese and over weight people in Malaysia can tighten up their belt and resist a few meals. I think they are able to cope by less eating few plates of roti canai, rite?

Then how about those necessity we need such as clothing?

We need to buy clothing lah. If not we run round town naked like public nudist meh?

They are so poor until cant afford any clothings!

Maybe there's much more simple way to cope with the increased fuel price. How about the concept of the "cut-40%-roti-canai"?

Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price Increment. Brilliant ?

I dont know will my plan work or not.

But one thing i know its that the fuel price increment is inevitable and we have to cope with it.

Maybe everyone have their own way to cope with the inflation soaring higher than Petronas Twin Tower.

Some might give up the usage of car or motorcycle once and for all and turn into the wonders of bicycle.

Kindly leave me a comment on your ways to cope up with the fuel price increment. The best comment will be featured in next post.

MAY THE FUEL BE WITH US.

PMS

Friend 1 : Wei, how la my gf all the time PMS PMS like tat. I very dulan with that attitude already la. I have to suffer everytime she PMS.

Friend 2 :Yea i understand how you feel geh. My gf also sometimes PMS geh la. Scary O_O'

Kei Joe : PMS is so wide spread these days so they build up a PMS shop wei. Why don't go PMS shop to seek for help?

Friend 1 & Friend 2 : Wat the hell is PMS shop?

PMS Specialist Shop