This is a female dog and also known as bitch.
This picture very much describe my internet connection now.
My connection is like a bitch!!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Nothing but bitch!
This is a female dog and also known as bitch.
This picture very much describe my internet connection now.
My connection is like a bitch!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Heroes is everywhere !
"There is a hero inside all of us", said Peter Parker's grandma in the famous movie Spiderman.
I cant agree more. What she said is true.
Lets take a look around you. There is a lot of heroes live among us. It just that we are clouded with daily routine until we have neglected the time to observe what people do around us.You will need some imagination and will be able to see through their identity.
For example,
You might just thought that this person work as toilet cleaner. Well, you are just half correct only. They are called the biohazard personnel in their biohazard suit, design to clean some dangerous chemical shits.
Call him bio-freak or bio-hazard man or what every you can think. I call him the IRONMAN
Can you see that?
Amazed right? At last you see what i see.
There's whole lot more example i would really want to show you all that heroes really DO live among us. Let your imagination run wild.
Any idea this guy who is the hero counterpart in the comic world?Well i will help you out with this.
Add some green colour in the picture and walah~
Real life heroes comes from all types of sizes and shapes, regardless of what they do. Can you try to think anyone that have potential to be Batman?
Try harder!
Hail~I introduce to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New species to join the justice league~
Mat Rempit-MAN
Do you see what i see now? =D
I cant agree more. What she said is true.
Lets take a look around you. There is a lot of heroes live among us. It just that we are clouded with daily routine until we have neglected the time to observe what people do around us.You will need some imagination and will be able to see through their identity.
For example,
You might just thought that this person work as toilet cleaner. Well, you are just half correct only. They are called the biohazard personnel in their biohazard suit, design to clean some dangerous chemical shits.Call him bio-freak or bio-hazard man or what every you can think. I call him the IRONMAN
Can you see that?
Amazed right? At last you see what i see.There's whole lot more example i would really want to show you all that heroes really DO live among us. Let your imagination run wild.
Any idea this guy who is the hero counterpart in the comic world?Well i will help you out with this.
Add some green colour in the picture and walah~
Real life heroes comes from all types of sizes and shapes, regardless of what they do. Can you try to think anyone that have potential to be Batman?
Try harder!
Hail~I introduce to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New species to join the justice league~
Mat Rempit-MAN
Do you see what i see now? =D
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Kei Joe's Reading Adventure
Hearts are pounding furiously. As the needle in the clock rotate round and round, it signifies nothing but a time closer to examination period. A hellish period for students.
I suddenly have this awaken urge. An urge from me to start reading those books before the Devils Of Examination starts their onslaught. A protection precaution perhaps.
My eyes suddenly stares at the mountain-like books piles in the dark corner of my room. My hearts began to beat furiously. The sweat from my forehead are flooding my eyes.
Scary as it seems, i began walking slowly towards the mountain-piled books. My steps are becoming heavier each time. Without realizing, the book piles are right in my face.
This is it. The moment of truth. The moment i shall increase my knowledge by READING.
I gather all my strength. I pulled a book as if the book were stucked onto a rock. I pulled and pulled. With the deep gasp of air, i summon all my might and pulled the book out!!
Yes! At last i manage to pull a book out! The feelings is great! Its just like i'm a knight manage to pull out a sword stucked in a stone.
Alright, for the moment that i always been waiting.
I FLIPPED OPEN THE BOOK!!
WTF is this?! forget it.
My new pillow!
I suddenly have this awaken urge. An urge from me to start reading those books before the Devils Of Examination starts their onslaught. A protection precaution perhaps.
My eyes suddenly stares at the mountain-like books piles in the dark corner of my room. My hearts began to beat furiously. The sweat from my forehead are flooding my eyes.
Scary as it seems, i began walking slowly towards the mountain-piled books. My steps are becoming heavier each time. Without realizing, the book piles are right in my face.
This is it. The moment of truth. The moment i shall increase my knowledge by READING.
I gather all my strength. I pulled a book as if the book were stucked onto a rock. I pulled and pulled. With the deep gasp of air, i summon all my might and pulled the book out!!
Yes! At last i manage to pull a book out! The feelings is great! Its just like i'm a knight manage to pull out a sword stucked in a stone.
Alright, for the moment that i always been waiting.
I FLIPPED OPEN THE BOOK!!
WTF is this?! forget it.
My new pillow!
Friday, July 11, 2008
KUKU anyone?
Guys must definately visit this saloon. You guys always pass by this shop and not realizing this saloon ark?
Its time to go and pamper yourself guys.
Give your KUKU a polish and good rest!
Its time to go and pamper yourself guys.
Give your KUKU a polish and good rest!
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Streamyx Needs New Mascot
I still remember that faithful day.
The day i first able to online using Streamyx which is a popular broadband connection in Malaysia 5 years ago. Frankly speaking, the broadband experience provided by the mother company of Streamyx which is Telekom Malaysia Berhad is unimaginably fast compared to dial up connection i used to get.
However i just cant stop wondering why the pioneer of the first Malaysian broadband service uses a hyppo as mascot. Sumore blue in colour. How weird is that?
The guy appears to dont mind a fat hyppo biting his brain off.
Of all the millions of species of animals they can choose, why they die-die also must choose the weird blue hyppo? Let me try investigate in-depth about this.
Well, they choose hyppo certainly not because they are cute, thats for sure. Lets now turn in to the help of Wikipedia.
According to wikipedia, Hyppo is a type of aggressive overweight mammal which cant swim and likes to eat humans! Ok, i'm just joking about the human eating, but they really hostile towards humans and will attack if one get too close.
Aggressive, fat, lazy, dirty and not human friendly. You cant ask more for a worst mascot.
Wait. Maybe Telekom Malaysia Berhad is trying to tell us something using their mascot.
A quick search on the internet review that most part of the world are using broadband with connection speed of 100mb/s. And streamyx with their fastest service, which is only 4mb. I'm not a maths pro geek but something tells me that 100mb is way faster than 4mb?
Alright! i get it now. Let me summarize my investigation for all of you to have a better look.
________________
Streamyx = Hyppo
Hyppo = Fat
Fat = Slow
________________
Seriously, they need to upgrade their system. Otherwise they will likely to lose their business to other rising competitor. Until then only they are able to shake off their current overweight mascot and turn to a new one. Perhaps Blue Cheetah?
The day i first able to online using Streamyx which is a popular broadband connection in Malaysia 5 years ago. Frankly speaking, the broadband experience provided by the mother company of Streamyx which is Telekom Malaysia Berhad is unimaginably fast compared to dial up connection i used to get.
However i just cant stop wondering why the pioneer of the first Malaysian broadband service uses a hyppo as mascot. Sumore blue in colour. How weird is that?
The guy appears to dont mind a fat hyppo biting his brain off.Of all the millions of species of animals they can choose, why they die-die also must choose the weird blue hyppo? Let me try investigate in-depth about this.
Well, they choose hyppo certainly not because they are cute, thats for sure. Lets now turn in to the help of Wikipedia.
According to wikipedia, Hyppo is a type of aggressive overweight mammal which cant swim and likes to eat humans! Ok, i'm just joking about the human eating, but they really hostile towards humans and will attack if one get too close.
Aggressive, fat, lazy, dirty and not human friendly. You cant ask more for a worst mascot.
Wait. Maybe Telekom Malaysia Berhad is trying to tell us something using their mascot.
A quick search on the internet review that most part of the world are using broadband with connection speed of 100mb/s. And streamyx with their fastest service, which is only 4mb. I'm not a maths pro geek but something tells me that 100mb is way faster than 4mb?
Alright! i get it now. Let me summarize my investigation for all of you to have a better look.
________________
Streamyx = Hyppo
Hyppo = Fat
Fat = Slow
________________
Seriously, they need to upgrade their system. Otherwise they will likely to lose their business to other rising competitor. Until then only they are able to shake off their current overweight mascot and turn to a new one. Perhaps Blue Cheetah?
