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Blue Monday
Today is monday.
Need not for me to remind people around that today is the worst day in the 7 days in a week.
Today was no exception for me as well. I've done something today that i regret for half hour of my life.
It started when i was driving along a busy road on the way to dinner with my fren. I turned into a one way road and i realized it. It was too late thou. I was unable to reverse nor proceed forward. So i'm stucked in the road there for half and hour.
Well, i dont usually write such emo post on my blog, but hey, guys also have his time of the month alright ;(
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Oh btw, thats a donut censor my middle finger. Dont ask me why. It's monday blues. Who cares!
Let me express myself!
...penned by Kei Joe at 10:20 PM
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Why?
I know i've been busy for the past few months.
I know i've not been updating my blog for more than 3 months now.
I know i sometimes lazy to update the blog due to final year project.
I know the sun rise in the east and set in the west.
I know Michael Jackson is dead.
I know i still got my brain attacted inside my head.
But one thing i dont really know.
What is wrong with this woman?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?
...penned by Kei Joe at 12:36 AM
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I almost became a killer
The story happens when i was travelling home from yum cha at night. It was quite late at night or i should say 'early' morning 2am. The road was clear and there is hardly any cars around. So i sped my way home.
I was travelling around 70 km/h when i saw there is dog sitting right smack in the middle of the road. So, without care i kept on going assuming that the dog will stay sit in the road. But i was wrong. Very Wrong indeed.
It was around 15 metres from the dog when it suddenly get up and walk towards my car's path. I slammed on the brakes and lock my wheels. Tires were screaming to stop. And to the very last milimeter before impact, miraculously my car was able to stop in time before hitting the poor old dog. I felt that i risk my life and car to save the dog's life.
I'm very proud of what i did. But unfortunately, all i got back from the dog is a anguish and vengeful bark. I'm not so sure what the dog is babbling about, but i think it is something like "MCHBBQRONALDOMCB"
The moral of the story?
Just ram the damn dog
...penned by Kei Joe at 1:21 AM
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Flies egg in my food !!!
Who can resist a pack of tasty roasted duck rice? Hardly. I swear that the roasted duck rice looked so nice that i can gulp all of that in 3 bites.
I walked to the table, pull out the chair from my dining table and was well sit in my comfy dining chair. I opened the silky polystyrene food box and was just about to bite in those succulent and juicy roasted duck.
But unfortunately, i was alerted by a sudden call from my friend. We chat about 5 minutes before i returned to my lunch. To my horror, i saw this.
 
Eat my roasted duck also nvm la BUT WHAT THE HECK!! THEY EVEN LAY EGGS THERE!!!DAMN YOU FLIES
...penned by Kei Joe at 3:29 PM
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KeiJoe.blogspot.com - Going Grey
Here's my new grey blogskin which i manage to get from blogskin.com. Alot of changes i've made including changing from my previous 3 column blog to this current 2 column blog.
Since this blogskin is classic style, it takes pain staking effort to modify the code myself to make this works. Hard work thou but all that's worth it.
Oh yea. I've became richer. Richer by 3Ringgit to be exact. Thanks to nuffnang ad campaign i had.
 
Now, i'm on my way to become millionaire. Just another RM999,997.00 to go!! Wait me Bill Gates.
...penned by Kei Joe at 12:40 PM
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