Thursday, January 22, 2009

My Report Card

Wonder why i've been missing in action since my last post?


Exam of coz. It is hard to concentrate on exam while Chinese New Year celebration is not far. I've been working hard to improve my last semester's result.

Here is the infamous report card of mine.



Don't ask me how did i get a C for my practical -.- Butt. Yes, BUTT. = (

But overall result aint good but aint bad. But still i lose to alot of my known gal-friends out there.

Ever since i was a small boy, i've been a scare-to-lose person. Call me kiasu if you like. I sked lose and what more lose to a gal.

Cannot cannot cannot!!

I should be studying now as i'm still middle of exam season now. But i just cant resist myself from typing in this blog. I guess i finally falls into the 'blog-freak' catagory?

Hmmmm. Anyway, i need help.

Is there any 'genius juice' that can be super smart once drink it?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Top 5 Reasons Why I Hate Exam

Well, Here Goes My Top 5 Reason on Why I hate exam!!

I hate exam because :







1. EXAM SUCKS

2. EXAM SUXXX

3. EXAM SUXKS

4. EXAM SARKS

5. EXAM SARGS


Need anymore reason?

My college exam is less than 24 hours away. I just cant understand why should the education system make such pain-in-the-ass exam a must in every student!! WHY???

Say No To EXAM!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Briliant Solution: Punch Your College Top Officials

When people say that students nowadays are generally more creative in finding solution to problems, i felt myself rather disbelieving this fact. Well not until i read something on the internet.

So, lets say if you in disagreement with one of your college Top Official about some issues. What you gonna do?

Well, generally student will typically make complains to Student Affair Department. Babbling these and that. Anyway, this is how we should do to express our dissatisfaction.

But as people said, there are always some exceptionally creative students who tends to solve things their way.

So i ask the question to these creative students again, " What you gonna do if you come to disagreement with your college officials?"

Answer?

PUNCH EM' at convocation speech! ! ! !

Bravo~!

Source : The Star

Friday, January 09, 2009

WTF Naive

Read this > The Star <

MCA Youth wants to sign petition. I'm not against their motive and goodwill. Its for the good for the Palestinian, but what the hell it is connected with getting more signature of protest?

How many signatures can they gonna get? 10? 100? 1,000? 10,000? or 100,000?

As if the Americans or the Israelis will be scare by our 100,000 signatures. Funny

So lets say if there is a mamak stall serves some yucky and not delicious food. What you gonna do to change that??



SIGN PETITION LAH !!!

Funny.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Pictures that made my day

Not in good mood these few days. Who can good mood when the exam is around the corner?

But these pictures certainly made me laugh. They made my day.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

5 Ways to increase your blog traffic

I've been wondering.

"What make a blog post to be interesting?"
"How to score a good hit in view rate?"
"Why certain people like some topic but not others?"

Well i decide to have some guidelines for blogger to write interesting blog post that is to ensure high viewing rate and grabbing the visitor's interest.

Well not exactly the best advice around but it is some of the common but forgotten facts about blog. As a result, i've compiled some interesting facts on how to get your blog traffic increase!


*Fact 1
Viewers prefer interesting topic.


Topics they have not read nor experience before will be a great interest to them. Try to write blog post that is not-your-everyday-experience. For example, rather than blogging about what everyone had blogged about "My Mamak Trip With Frens", you can try to blog it with something out of the ordinary "How Mamak Made My Supper" which is about you get to know the mamak make the roti canai and tosai. Add some funny notes to it and there you go, one original and interesting blog post.

*Fact 2
Viewers are attracted by catchy title.

Well needless to say that the first thing we look for in blog post is the title itself. It very much summarize what is the blog post about and give a rough idea how the blog post will be. Even is have a boring blog post, we can still attract attention to it by having some interesting blog post title. You may blog about your fren sleeping in lecture hall "My fren sleeping in lecture hall", it a boring blog post i would say. But once you replace the title with "The Death Of A Student", i'm sure your reader will read the blog post till the end because their are curious about what had happened.

*Fact 3
Hyperlink some words

This is some good old tricks blogger use worldwide. You can make your blog more visible and 'search-able' on internet by simple use of hyperlink. The more hyperlink you made to another website, the higher chances people will find your blog content when they search through Google or Yahoo.

*Fact 4
Viewer prefer pictures over word.

It is not necessary for me to say that we like to look at pictures rather than staring into thousands of words essay on your blog. Too much words make viewers to get disinterested the seconds they saw the blog post. Having combination of correct amount of words and pictures are the keyword here.

*Fact 5

Viewer prefer creativity

Ask yourselves these question. Would you like to read some old and typical blog post about someone's daily routine life or some blog post about someone doing Bungee Jumping?? Get yourself involved in the activities around you. Have fun doing whatever you like. It can be interesting or boring of what you did, but its all just go to how your creativity sense blogs about it. Blog it interestingly, viewers starts pouring in.


That's all. Simple tips to increase your blog traffic ; )

Friday, January 02, 2009

Prehistory Picture


OMFG!! I accidentally stumble upon this prehistoric picture of me during the age of 14!!

Can u spot the naively looking me? *click on pic for closer look*