Friday, June 06, 2008

May The Fuel Be With Us

Its 5th June.

Its official.

Its already landed.

Its already invaded the minds of millions of people in this country called Malaysia.

Now i proudly announce that the Malaysia fuel price had surpassed the RM2 boundary and reaching RM2.70 from the previous RM1.92.

A staggering RM0.78 or 40% increase in the fuel price.

No. They not rushing to buy Linkin Park concert ticket at the petrol station. They just want to pump petrol

The second the announcement of this terrible news, Malaysian starts to scream out of their home. Not to bash up Abdullah lah.

But to satisfy their car's thirst for the petrol before the increment were implemented.

Some even queue hours just to save up some tens of bucks.

For me, i did not join the the mad rush for petrol. Instead i concentrate myself to think out a way for me to survive the fuel price increment in long term.

It's simple. Fuel price increased means Every-Other-Damn-Thing price's increases. Vegetable, shirt, shoe, water, electricity price increases! I wonder if condoms price's will increase.

We need to cut down 40% of our expenditure to accommodate the new fuel price.

How?
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Mamak : Boss, nak makan apa Boss? (What you want to order, Sir)

Consumer : Erm, saya nak Roti Canai Kosong 3/4 tambah telur 3/4 (I want "roti canai kosong" 3/4 and add 3/4 egg please)

Mamak : O_O"
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Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price increment.

So, next time you sit down in some mamak store next time, spend wisely.

Set aside food. I think many obese and over weight people in Malaysia can tighten up their belt and resist a few meals. I think they are able to cope by less eating few plates of roti canai, rite?

Then how about those necessity we need such as clothing?

We need to buy clothing lah. If not we run round town naked like public nudist meh?

They are so poor until cant afford any clothings!

Maybe there's much more simple way to cope with the increased fuel price. How about the concept of the "cut-40%-roti-canai"?

Before Fuel Price Increment

After Fuel Price Increment. Brilliant ?

I dont know will my plan work or not.

But one thing i know its that the fuel price increment is inevitable and we have to cope with it.

Maybe everyone have their own way to cope with the inflation soaring higher than Petronas Twin Tower.

Some might give up the usage of car or motorcycle once and for all and turn into the wonders of bicycle.

Kindly leave me a comment on your ways to cope up with the fuel price increment. The best comment will be featured in next post.

MAY THE FUEL BE WITH US.

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Anonymous said...

Anda telah ditahan di bawah Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri 1960 atas sebab-sebab berikut:1)Memudaratkan imej Hishammudin sebagai pemimpin yang berwibawa dan tampan 2)Mencontengkan gambar roti canai yang enak 3)Menghitamkan bahagian sulit badan orang lain. Anda tidak berhak untuk bersuara dan juga tidak dibenarkan untuk menuntut untuk diwakili penguambela. Anda akan dijatuhkan hukuman sula dubur dan sebat pantat sampai hitam legam. XD

Kenny said...

is this real? the anonymous messenge

Kenny said...

but any way funny post lol >.<

Anonymous said...

ever wonder if that's merely a political revenge? the rakyat are so overwhelming with the opposition's win and ofcourse the konon Owner's definitely unhappy with this. LOL

we rakyat memang dai sei :( and bising...

They raise price, We make noise... but still we pump petrol.
They raise price again, We make more noise...but still we pump petrol.
They raise price somemore, We make more noise somemore....but still we pump petrol.

They are so used to this formula already and in fact, maybe overwhelming with joy. LOL (who ask We people tumble them down 1st?)

SHADDAP! no lah, i mean let's keep quiet and c how They response. guess this would scare the hell out of Them hence do us some good. duh...

if that couldnt work, guess cutting down toilet rolls usage would do ourself some good? it's so expensive duhhhh!!!


ps. ur friendster bulletins are like spamming *roars*