KUKU anyone?

Guys must definately visit this saloon. You guys always pass by this shop and not realizing this saloon ark?


Its time to go and pamper yourself guys.

Give your KUKU a polish and good rest!

Streamyx Needs New Mascot

I still remember that faithful day.

The day i first able to online using Streamyx which is a popular broadband connection in Malaysia 5 years ago. Frankly speaking, the broadband experience provided by the mother company of Streamyx which is Telekom Malaysia Berhad is unimaginably fast compared to dial up connection i used to get.

However i just cant stop wondering why the pioneer of the first Malaysian broadband service uses a hyppo as mascot. Sumore blue in colour. How weird is that?

The guy appears to dont mind a fat hyppo biting his brain off.

Of all the millions of species of animals they can choose, why they die-die also must choose the weird blue hyppo? Let me try investigate in-depth about this.


Well, they choose hyppo certainly not because they are cute, thats for sure. Lets now turn in to the help of Wikipedia.

According to wikipedia, Hyppo is a type of aggressive overweight mammal which cant swim and likes to eat humans! Ok, i'm just joking about the human eating, but they really hostile towards humans and will attack if one get too close.


Aggressive, fat, lazy, dirty and not human friendly. You cant ask more for a worst mascot.

Wait. Maybe Telekom Malaysia Berhad is trying to tell us something using their mascot.

A quick search on the internet review that most part of the world are using broadband with connection speed of 100mb/s. And streamyx with their fastest service, which is only 4mb. I'm not a maths pro geek but something tells me that 100mb is way faster than 4mb?

Alright! i get it now. Let me summarize my investigation for all of you to have a better look.
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Streamyx = Hyppo

Hyppo = Fat

Fat = Slow
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Seriously, they need to upgrade their system. Otherwise they will likely to lose their business to other rising competitor. Until then only they are able to shake off their current overweight mascot and turn to a new one. Perhaps Blue Cheetah?

Of Corruption and Bribery

Humans are smart creature. They know how to manipulate their resources for its own welfare. A very good definition of corruption and bribery.

These resources is mainly money. You got the money, you got the power. The power to change everything. Even Michael Jackson changed to white because he got the money to do so.


Even if you did something wrong, Mr. Money can come and assist you.

Because of the willingness to give bribery, some people exploited the chance to do so. Many of offenders are corporate figures such as CEO.

In Malaysia, things are totally different. Corperate figures are considered "clean" compared to our Mister-Saya-Anti-Rasuah-Cop (Anti corruption cops).


I'm not saying that all Malaysian Police in corruption scandal. I'm not stereotyping them. But all i can say is that there are policemen who takes bribery as if its their main income of money.

Many of us in some point of our life gave bribery to them to avoid a face-smacking RM300 compound. I even admit i did it myself and then just to realize wat i did is very wrong.

Bribery leads to corruption. Once they start, it will never stop. Just like picking your nose.The first time you pick your own nose and you realize its so enjoyable when you get some "gold". So next time when the urge comes, you will do it over and over again.

Nose picking is so good until you pick others nose.

Corruption and bribery start small and if we do not control it, eventually it will spread widely. Things will get ugly when corruption is out of control. Imagine people can even bribe the police even when they are caught red-handed raping a gal or killing someone. What will it be like with all those criminals walking on the street among us?

Today KeiJoe's Daily will suggest some methods to avoid the spread of bribery as follows :

1)Every police officer will have to wear recording device on them while on duty so they wont dare to ask for bribery.


2)Wear extra sexy when driving (not applicable to male drivers) so you can escape without even getting a ticket.


I'm sure these things will work!

3)Last but not the least is from the driver's attitude of not to give bribery to the police when asked.

So next time your friendly-Mister-Anti-Rasuah-cop stops you for traffic offence.....
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Police :Selamat pagi encik (Good Morning sir)

You : Pagi O_O (Morning)

Police : Awak tau awak sudah buat salah? (You know you did something wrong?)

You : Ya, saya tau. (Yes i know)

Police : So, macam mana awak nak saya buat? Bagi saman RM300 nak tak? (So wat you wan me to do? I give you a speeding summon ?)

You : Jangan la Tuan. Maafkan saya. (Please don't sir. please forgive me)

Police : Ok. Maafkan awak boleh. Tapi awak kena belanja saya minum "kopi" boleh? (I can forgive you but only if you treat me drink "coffee".

You : Boleh Tuan. Nah ini dia! (of course sir. Here you go)

You : Ini kopi sedap.Tuan boleh bancuh sendiri.(This coffee is nice. Sir you can make this on your own)
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This is a public service annoucement.

Say no to corruption!

Hero's Secret

What does both pictures of the superheroes, Superman and Dragon Ball's Son GoKu have in common?

No. They are not gay.

It is both of them have great hairstyle in most unfavorable condition.

Flying 300km/h, fighting in rain, burning in flame, getting sodomized and raped by their enemy.
They'll still have that unchanged cool hairstyle. Never fails.

I tell you a secret.

I know what's the secret of them keeping their good hairstyle in what ever harsh condition.

For the first time, i shall reveal to you all the SECRET.

The secret of superheroes nice hair style!

Hero Hair Gel. Your Ticket to hero-hood.

For only RM4.30, you can be a HERO too.

Dont say i never share secret with you!

KFC vs MCD

Fast food is a multi billion dollar business around the world.

KFC and MCD. Both names are synonymous with the fast food industry.

Both remained as the top selection of quality fast food.

My friend once asked me before, " Kei Joe, you think McD or Kfc is better ark?".

I just answered " . . . . "

Both so good its hard to decide which one is a better over the other.

Never fear!! KeiJoe's Daily will be an official ring where both Ronald McDonald have a 3 rounds punch out with KFC's Colonel Sanders and decide who is the winner.

I'll be the judge of the day XD


Round 1 : Taste

Personally, i would prefer KFC over MCD in term of taste.

MCD's specialty in burgers can be easily rivaled with our local Malaysia Ramly Burger.

KFC's specialty in fried chicken on another hand, are unrivaled.

If you are carnivorous mammal like me, i'm sure you will like KFC.

Juicy and succulent chicken comes with a choice of 2 flavour, Original or Hot and spicy.


Its so good until you lick our own toe.

Colonel Sander laid an upper cut and scores 1 - 0

Round 2 : Menu Variety

A fast-to-bored eater like me would surely prefer a menu of various choice so i wont get bored with the food easily.

Well lets guess what is in KFC menu, shall we?

OK, breakfast we have chicken. Lunch, erm...chicken. And dinner, chicken?


This turn Ronald Mcdonald turned the tide and emerge victorious in this round.

With menu range for burgers to chickens and pies, it undoubtfully Ronald McDonald deserve the second round.

Maybe next time McDonalds will introduce some abalone burger?

Ronald McDonald counters with a powerful jab to put it to a tie.

Round 3 : Price

Pricing must be equivalent with its quality and quantity. That is how things are suppose to be especially food.

McD have quality food and so does KFC. What seperates this both contender?

Quantity of cause. Lets compare.

A single standard Mcd meal will cost you approximately RM 10 while KFC cost you slightly higher price at RM 11.

Mcd's burger + fries + coke = still got room to spare in tummy.

Kfc's 3 piece chicken + mashed potato/salad + coke = owning.

So, this decides it. Our winner is no other than Colonel Sander from KFC!


Do you agree?