Sunday, November 16, 2008

James Bond the Invincible?

Anyone here watched James Bond : Quantum of Solace?

I wonder, why thousands of bullets fire by his enemy, none will hit Mr Bond.

On the other hand, all he need to do is just to fire a shot, and walah~ the man is dead

Anyone can tell me why la?


Issit because his blue eyes?

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Death of a student

Attending lecture is a must for a college student. But its freaking 5 hours lecture.

Can die la like that.

Einstein also wont even survive the tedious long hours sitting in the lecture halls with the ice-cold air conditioner wind blowing swiftly. It seems the college wan to freeze us like butcher freezes chunks of steaks under big refrigerator.

My friend, Yen, used to complaint to me.
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Yen : KeiJoe!! so COLD la!!!

KeiJoe : hey, dun kacau me la..i trying to listen here!!

Yen : OK lo ~.~
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The next thing i know she's lying motionless.




She frozen to death jor T.T

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Happy Deepavali

Make way, make way,
Deepavali is on its way.



Happy deepavali to all Hindus'
Muruku anyone?

Monday, October 20, 2008

My honour

Its weekday. The days we all always hate the most.

Waking up early in the morning. Looking at the time, and you know you gotta get your ass up and do your thing.



You eyes are barely half open and you still cant get over the amazing dream about some porn stars.
Dragging yourself few feet away from bed seems like a climbing mount Everest.

After all the preparation, you got yourself to the college or office.

You walked to your seat and you feel that the whole world owe u something. Shitty and stress feelings.

Then you tried some methods to reduce stress. The inhale and exhale method.

You inhale lungful of air b4 you exhale. Only to realize the air is filled with fart gas of your colleagues.

And not to mention the sourish armpit smell.

You are feeling more shitty than been raped by Michael Jackson.

Stress. Compressed. Depressed.

What would you do?

Wat else? Check out Keijoe.blogspot.com. Hope this blog can make you day.

My honour = )

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Photoshop experience gone wrong

Lately i've been trying hard to learn photoshop.


From this,




to this,




I guess i'm not so good in it. ~.~