Happy Friendster

Friendster have been a big hit since 2002. Currently it is the second most view web page in Malaysia.

Our life needless to say have been evolved to adept to the addictive Friendster.com. Soon after, we somehow set the ethics of it's very own category, Friendster's culture.

Friendster is well known for its unlimited level of internet social friends you can have.

Here's my friendster. >click<

Lets get it clear. The more friend you have means the more famous you are.

Beat me! I've got 987 friends! Eat dirt la you all.

I have 987 friends means i very famous! Muahahahaha..

Just when i thought i have own the whole world by having the most friends in friendster land, comes this unpleasant scene.

WTF? 1306 friends?

Fine!! Let her win. I gentleman won't fight with a gal.

Back to my post. One of the most talk about culture is the "camwhore" culture.

There's once a friend of mine said, "WEI, come come we camwhore."

I replied "WTF? I'm not going to be prostitute with camera !!No way !! I still want to keep my ass virgin!".

"No la. Camwhore means taking pic together la", my friend lashed back at me. " Dumb meh you. Sure didnt go friendster geh!" she continued.

O_O

Well, of coz that was back long long time ago.

Now, don't play play. I am called the King of camwhore that even Paris Hilton sex pictures is put to shame.

Hail King Of Camwhore

The widespread of this camwhore culture is so extended till even species of Banana starts to camwhore as well.

Hail Banana King.

Welcome to Friendster.

Make Use

Ever since i was a child, my mum used to teach me to make use of everything around you.

If lack of something then try to utilize other material to substitute it.
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Me : Mum, my bicycle wheel punctured.

Mum : Aiyo, now so late already where got open bicycle shop la.

Me : But i need to get to my friend house as soon as possible leh.

Mum : Then ark. Use the car's wheel to substitute it first lo. Can geh la.

Me : O_O Orh!
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Till now i still hold firm to my mum's advice.

Well, take a look at my mechanical pencil. A typical looking mechanical pencil.


Once there's an urge to scratch my ears but i cant find the right tools for it.

Very itchy! And so, i turn to the magnificence mechanical pencil to satisfy this urge.


Satisfied.

And if you wonder what will i do if there is a RM250 scanner lying around unused?


What else? Sit on it la!! I tell you, it feels good to have a RM 250 chair to support my bottom.


I also can do some butt printing anytime i want. 2 function in 1 machine, worth every penny.

Then what about this old tv antenna?


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Hmmm...maybe this.


I swear. My towel really does dry alot faster on this antenna.

Secret Recipe

No, I'm not talking about the Secret Recipe cake shop. I'm now talking about KeiJoe's secret recipe.

I always wanted a new phone.

Today i will share my secret recipe on how to cook your way to a new phone.

YES. A brand new phone.

Firstly choose your old phone to be the key ingredient.

Since i've plenty of old phone at my disposal, it's easy to get one.



















Here it is. An old camera-less, colourless old piece of phone. This will be your main ingredient.

Next, the old phone is then put into a hot boiling water.



















After that add some pepper to make it hot and spicy.



















Right next is to put a quarter spoon of salt. Quantity of salt to put into the stew varies to each person's taste.



















Last but not least is to pour in some cooking oil to prevent the new phone sticking to the pan.



















Leave it to cook for about 20 minutes.

After 20minutes, the new phone emerge. It's rather disappointed to see that it is Sony Ericsson 3.2 megapixel phone. I was hoping for a 5 megapixel camera.





































However, i still take this phone. At least is better than that old phone.

I shall try to obtain a 5 megapixel phone on my next try.

Don't say i don't share my secret with you all alright?

Maybe you can try my recipe too. Cook with your own risk.

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Pervert

Recently, a friend of mine which is female talked to me in MSN about something.
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Friend (girl) : Eh, you think every guy will touch their girlfriend? Feels so weird leh.

Kei Joe : Er...*blank* Yes they will i guess.

Friend (girl) : Oh my, why is guys so pervert ?

Kei Joe : ... *blank*
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I was wondering the true definition of pervert. I turn to Dictionary.com

Something dazzled me for awhile. Look what i've found.






And i thought only guys pervert girls.

Now, we know that we can also pervert the justice as well.

Happy pervert-ing.

Be Rich

In respond to my previous post about drawing my own face, a friend of mine dissatisfied by my artistic work. What the heck! It's super nice artwork, mind u!

Fine. Then he showed me his version of the drawing.




























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Well lets just get back to my post.

Microsoft's Bill Gates is rich, owning $58billion. Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helú is even richer, having $60billion.

They are crazy man! So much money, how they gonna spend it? May be they can even buy half of Malaysia with their money. Haha.


Ever wonder what will I do if I were the richest person? I've got a list of things.


1. Buy A Luxurious Ferrari





















This is something i dream about long time ago.

Ever since i get my license, i know i want this majestic red Enzo Ferrari. Eh, the yellow Ferrari also seems nice (=.=)

Nevermind! I dont need choose! I just buy both! I've got the money. Being the richest man/teenager on earth needs a car like this to suit my status.


2. Buying A New House

Dreaming to have a super nice house with super extra spacious rooms.

Dreaming of multiple enormous sized toilet for me.

Dream of erm......


Dreaming for Kl Petronas Twin Tower as my house! Woohoo!

88 storey high means i have got 88 bed rooms! I can change bedroom every night!


3. Buying A Holiday Paradise


I want Hawaii.

So next time you go to Hawaii, you'll need to pay entrance fees. Muahahahaha.


4. Buying the Moon


Crazy as it sounds, nevertheless this is my dream.

Moon is the symbol of tranquility and a cool place to hang out there. So if i'm the richest man on earth, then i shall buy the whole moon so i can "yum char" with friends there.

Next time you look at the moon, you pay.
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Alright, thats my dream as being the richest man on earth. Until then, i shall continue scratching those lottery tickets.

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Challenge : Draw You Face

I have been wondering. How will i look if i draw my face on a computer.

To cure this curiousity, i decided to try to have draw my handsome face. Here goes !!



























Muahahahaha. Not bad right? Suddenly i feel myself so talented in computer artwork!!

With the much success in drawing myself, i will now try to draw someone else.
Someone famous. Someone rich. Someone good looking.

Who who who?

Oh yeah!

That will be the famous David Bekham!




























After minutes trying to work out my drawing, here's my masterpiece!

Here's the super nice,super artistic, super creative piece of artwork ever!



























Nice right?

Please say yes. (= . =)

Computers

Computers have been with human ever since the 1st computer created in 1970's.

Since then technology have evolved and enable us to achieve something that once thought impossible by our grandparent's generation.

I'm sure all of us which are looking at my blog now have computers.

Now, there's alot of DO's and DONT's when using computer. Since you all already expert in knowing what to do with computers, i'm here to briefly guide you guys on what you shouldn't do with your computers.

Here are the DONT's when using computers:


DON'T UPLOAD NUDE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF

A simple rule which we all know which is not to upload nude pic of ourself.

Who will be even more dumb to upload nude of themselves? Only pornstar do that!







well, i guess uploading a partially nude photo is still acceptable.


NEVER PAINT SOMEONE'S FACE IN PICTURE

Painting someone's face in picture is total disrespect to the person's name and honour. Never ever paint at people's face!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER !!







Ok -.-"
i admit its kinda fun, but you alls must never do this k?



That's all for my post this time. Feel free to comment ; )

Iron the Man

It's movie time.


Since i've not step into the cinema for so long, i decided to choose the "IronMan". The movie was not bad, in fact is quite good till it leaves an impression in me to follow every move of the IronMan.

However, this is ridiculous (= . =)